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Finished writing my autobiography, $5,000 to the best book title in the comments pic.twitter.com/XTGzkNLzKC

Dan Bilzerian Net Worth, Early Life, Achievements, and More. Dan Bilzerian, aka the Instagram King, Blitz, or Instagram Playboy King, is a popular poker player. His career took off when he played in a World Poker Tournament. He has bragged about earning $10 million in only one night of a poker game. The Army reserves is the reserve component of the US Army, which is made up of both the Army Reserve and the National Guard. Those serving in the reserves have a much smaller time commitment when compared to the active duty forces. Dan Bilzerian Sexy Shirtless Pics. American rapper T-Pain made a song named after Dan Bilzerian. In 2016 he announced his bid to run for the President of the United States. He has survived two heart attacks before he turned 32 years old. Bilzerian tried to become a Navy Seal in 2000, but unfortunately did not graduate.

— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) June 8, 2020

What a picture, what a life. Dan Bilzerian, aka Mr. Polarizing. Hero to some, villain to most. Now we can read his entire story—all 48 pages of it—if we buy his autobiography. Title pending. Here are a few options:

“My only friends are the girls that use me for my money. They let me put my penis in them so that’s pretty cool… I am a successful trust fund baby with a lot of horny men followers.” I just wrote your entire book for free. But if you want to give me $5000 I’ll accept it.

— Daniel Jeffrey (@DanJeffrey23) June 8, 2020

Love your kids so they don't end up like me: The Tale of Dan Bilzerian

— Ivica Milarić (@filmzadanas) June 8, 2020

How to waste money and enjoy yourself

— Gareth D (@gazdicko1) June 8, 2020

Hate hate hate hate hate!

If you’ve ever wondered what motivates trolls to shit on the success of those above them, look no further than Dan’s subtweets. I selected a couple of the most-liked title suggestions for our breakdown.

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First, @danjeffrey23. What’s he up to?

Quarantine Day #9 … Who needs movies or people anymore when you can just act them out by yourself… I’m losing it… @GhostPanther ( I hope you see this and don’t shit on it too hard … thank god for your movies during this shitty time in history.) pic.twitter.com/l3dayGJQKh

— Daniel Jeffrey (@DanJeffrey23) March 25, 2020

Recreating scenes from Step Brothers. Every word. Shooting and editing this, not to mention memorizing the lines, took at least a day. Maybe 2. Probably 2. And for what?

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35 views. 36 followers.

I didn’t even know twitter accounts went that low. I thought you started with at least 100, like opening a Fanduel account. Nope, Dan Jeffrey (never trust a man with two first names) is out here on Twitter for two reasons: to recreate movie scenes for small amounts of people and to shit on Dan Bilzerian. Sweet life, Dan Jeff. You’re a bum.

NEXT!

Ivica Milarić. Who’s he, and what’s he doing these days?

Like Dan, I also have a beard and I also wrote a book! Unlike Dan, I don't need any help with the title, but feel free to check it out on Amazon!😀https://t.co/ViJ0pWkFoj

— Ivica Milarić (@filmzadanas) June 8, 2020

Ah, using his moderately-engaged troll tweet as a springboard to promote his own book. Fantastic. If you had any doubt as to whether Ivica was jealous of Dan B., let those questions rest. He’s an author himself! Only his book, the groundbreaking Using Psychology to Stop Procrastinating, provides a welcome distraction for those who struggle to get down to work. If you were hoping for another reason not to do anything with your day, give this 29-page barnburner a try.

There has been a disturbing trend of late, where people try to rip down the great faces of our society. I’m sick and tired of these little locusts beating their pathetic wings and screeching for relevancy through the destruction of idols. Whatever happened to trying to rise through merit? Must we relegate our nation’s greatest achievers to smaller status, so that we feel less inferior by contrast? Must we try to bring the legends down to our pathetic, bottom-feeding level?

I will continue to fight the fight on behalf of the heroes. And make no mistake: Dan Bilzerian is a hero. Or he tries to be, at least.

Remember that time Dan Bilzerian ran up to cops during the Las Vegas massacre and demanded they give him a gun and they told him to eat shit lol pic.twitter.com/u2GRc4WyZx

— 🌹 CEO of Antifa 🌹 (@froggneal) June 8, 2020

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And that’s more than we can say for all the Ivica Milarićs and Dan Jeffs of the world.

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PS- That girl looks dehydrated. Not body shaming, just concerned. Nobody wants a headache right now.